110% wanker

I was inspired by a couple of punters who sat at the bar throwing blog topics they would like to see covered. We narrowly avoided the history of golden showers and the evolution of porn. After bypassing such realms which aren’t my speciality we settled on the 110% myth. Equal to the chicken and...

Hench-people. Creatives. Thinkers. Doers.

•Must be clued up on all things related to world domination. •Must be able to apply well-hidden tones of sarcasm to every situation. •Must be willing to break the rules and write new ones. •Must like Asahi. •Must like great views. We're on the hunt for some thick-skinned productive; creative...

Through the eyes of a Non-Techie

If I stick to my authentic self, I better tell you I was expecting to see hoards of genius-like individuals in Star Trek t-shirts with their Dad’s old suit jacket and accompanied by an Apple watch and old running trainers. I'd say I was about 80% correct. The stand-out...

Hench-people. Creatives. Thinkers. Doers.

Must be clued up on all things related to world domination.
•Must be able to apply well-hidden tones of sarcasm to every situation.
•Must be willing to break the rules and write new ones.
•Must like Ashai.
•Must like great views.

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Through the eyes of a Non-Techie

If I stick to my authentic self, I better tell you I was expecting to see hoards of genius-like individuals in Star Trek t-shirts with their Dad’s old suit jacket and accompanied by an Apple watch and old running trainers.

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The mother of all procrastinations

As I reach a new found level of procrastination which includes washing everything I own, making actual real food from scratch (not from a packet) and doing actual exercise I have stumbled across the next blog topic. We take a step back from hospo or social injustices...

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A love affair with plastic

We are living in a world which is slowly being killed by our complete lack of responsibility and love of all things plastic. The CCC’s recent decision to wage a war on plastic straws is the latest in New Zealand’s ‘too little too late approach’ to saving our 100% pure...

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My advice, don’t listen to it.

I communicate for a living, but somehow I manage to spend most of my day listening to other peoples thoughts and opinions on all sorts of shit they know absolutely nothing about.

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Every fcuk eats at the table of small business.

Running a hospitality business is not supposed to be easy or comfortable.  If it wasn’t for the misguided enthusiasm of inexperience, I don’t think anyone with a good understanding of ‘you get out what you put in’  would attempt to start a hospo business. Well, aside from chef’s – but they’re a different type of human.

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Who the hell is lazy Susan?

New Zealander’s are shamefully bad at sharing food – All the possible reasons why tapas is a foreign word to Kiwis. (It also literally is a foreign word)

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Failure is shite

Failure. It’s painful, it hurts, and it’s also a very important part of life. In business, failure is necessary to grow and prosper. I have failed more times than I’ve succeeded.

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